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Joke of the Day

"I've been in this air conditioner duct long enough to have forgotten if I'm the good guy or the bad guy in this building."

"My top 5 (in no particular order) 1. 3 2. 5 3. 2 4. 4 5. 1"

"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard."

"at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed"

"I found my friend poking holes in my condoms... Dick move..."

"What I want In A Man (NSFW)"

"why do the ladies love jesus? *spreads arms wide* because he was hung like this"

"How do you identify a baboon? Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!"

"What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers? A virgin"

"Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear? Because he was Russian."