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Joke of the Day

"Interested in seeing the ""North Pole""? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)"

"A tree tipped over A lot of pounds crashed to the ground"

"This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't... Does he just have to let it go?.."

"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""

"What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?"

"TIL about different subreddits. SHIT..."

"A man goes to a job interview... Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Man: ""Probably my honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think that's a weakness."" Man: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"After killing a spider I wrap the web around his neck and hang him from the wall to make it look like a suicide."

"Where are the best leaders made? Flint, Michigan."

"How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."