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Joke of the Day
"A crazy girlfriend is like a box chocolates, They will both kill your dog."
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"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? ...neither did she"
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!"
"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King? OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction."
"What does the old Nazi call his favorite reclining chair? Mein Kampfy chair."
"My dad used to beat me while playing chess... Because I'd always win."
"Coworker: What would be your ideal- Me: Sleeping CW: But you didn't let me finish my- M: My answer is always sleeping."
"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."