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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"

"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"

"*rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*"

"5 years ago I asked a girl if she wanted to go on a date. Yesterday I asked her if she would marry me. She said no both times, though."

"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."

"What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him naturally."

"Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !"

"If I moved to Britain right now, I could retire a wealthy man. My bank account has approximately 6,723 dollars in it, which would convert to like infinite British pounds."

"I like my women like I like my games.. ..pay to play."

"Nothing is certain but death and Adobe Flash Player updates."