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Joke of the Day
"I wonder what Ethiopian hipsters post on Instagram... But it sure isn't their food..."
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"Doormats are a gateway rug."
"Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club? Black lights matter."
"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""
"I told my husband he really should stop masturbating. ""Why?"", he asked ""Because you're making this dinner party REALLY uncomfortable for our guests."""
"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up dude it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I'm sure he means well..."
"I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working"
"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"
"How did Popeye keep his tool clean? NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl"
"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""