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Joke of the Day

"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"

"Knock knock Shoes there. Must be the invisible man."

"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."

"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."

"The new mouthwash I bought says ""24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"""

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"I deleted all the German contacts out of my phone... now its Hans free"

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator."

"[Halloween] Me: How adorable! I love your ghost costume! 14: *sigh* I AM NOT A GHOST! I'M SHEET-FACED."