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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre."
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"my book club evolved into a fight club so gradually I almost didn't notice"
"My Mom burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess she should have put the oven on aloha setting..."
"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."
"Wife:Have you seen the bag of dog treats? Me:*flashback of drunk me eating what I thought was a bag of beef jerky.. No? W: Really? Idiot."
"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."
"""And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. ""Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"""
"What do you call 99% of /r/politics? Bernd-wagoners!"
"Bees Did you guys hear about the new, milk-making bees they found in Africa? They're called boo bees."
"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."