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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre."
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"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."
"I dream of the day when automatic paper towel dispensers finally realize the human hand isn't 3 inches long."
"How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Allah them"
"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !"
"Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony..."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he 8n't afraid to bust out his 9."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. I love that joke, it never grows old."
"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"