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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house. *zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*"

"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"

"Two blondes are at an CD store. One is buying a DVD. Blonde 1: Oh, what's that DVD about? Blonde 2: It's how to repair household items! Blonde 1: What do you need to repair? Blonde 2: My DVD player"

"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"

"The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it... Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over."

"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."

"What's the worst part about viewing porn on a windows computer? The sticky keys."

"Test boast, please ignore. I just hacked my friend's reddit account."

"*cop pulls me over* Cop:Had a bit to drink tonight? Me:What makes you think I've been drinking? *cop leans over and turns off lawnmower*"

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"