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Joke of the Day

"""Mum! Dad's got his cock in the biscuit barrel!"" ""Don't worry, he's just fucking crackers."""

"How long does it take for a baby to explode in the microwave? I dont know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"

"Why did the geneticist get into advertising? Sex Cells"

"What is the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU (I-see-you!)"

"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."

"Cannibals like to meat people."

"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."

"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."

"My wife wants me to be her sexual advisor She said:""if I want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it"""

"My liver works harder for two days than I do all week..."