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Joke of the Day
"If the FBI wants to get into people's iPhone's without permission... They should just ask U2"
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"Why are pirates never scared of a storm? Because they love torrents."
"What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line."
"Did you hear about the old Italian chef? He pasta way"
"Dark humor is like food... ...not everyone gets it."
"That's a lot of votes Donald Would be a shame if someone deleted them..."
"What's a Jewish pedophiles favorite pick up line? Hey kid, ya wanna buy some candy?"
"In the Garden of Eden... In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."
"Was told to turn on the water hose I was told to turn on the water hose. Responded ""I don't know anything about mermaid sexuality"""
"I can never remember if it's ""laying"" or ""lying."" Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :("