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Joke of the Day

"WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper ""You're an adult"" every few minutes."

"What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing, both women got famous by making a dick disappear."

"ME: hey guys what's the herps? HIM: u mean haps? M: oh, haha yea. what's the itch?I mean sitch H: uh M: hows it herpin? H: M: I have herpes"

"So I saw a black man out on the street carrying a TV and thought, ""Hey, that looks just like mine.."", But then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."

"A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"

"What do you call a black person in space? An astronaut."

"If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat"

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"

"Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days."

"Bro Transformers are real! Haven't you seen a big truck or a camaro? They are real. They just hide real good like chewbacca. And batman."