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Joke of the Day
"I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle"
Next Joke
"What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle? ""Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."""
"What kind of car does George Bush the younger drive? A BMDubya!"
"They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night."
"wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!"
"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""
"Simba was walking too slow... So I told him to Mufasa."
"Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife."
"I saw some beautiful women. Sometimes it makes me sad though and I almost don't want to start the chainsaw."
"cried at the dentist today but at least they thought it was because of them"