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Joke of the Day

"Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins? Because the only constant is change."

"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"

"Why was the terrorist masturbating on the plane? He was hijacking it."

"[Blazing hot day] Don't forget to take a jacket, it might get cold. ~ My mom."

"What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!"

"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"

"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."

"Life is like a bag of jelly beans Everyone hates the black ones Edit: First time I've seen this tag! Woot Woot!"

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling"

"The New York Mets."