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Joke of the Day

"I like the way you weigh the way I like you."

"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"People who talk about me behind my back discussed me."

"Can a match box no, but a tin can ;)"

"On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings."

"Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems"

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"

"What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed? Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane?"