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Joke of the Day
"A damn guy in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket! You can hide but you cant run!"
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"Abortion, just brings out the kid in you."
"What has four hairy legs and likes to fuck my sister? My dad and I."
"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."
"Thanksgiving dinner. So a housewife is preparing thanksgiving dinner when her husband comes in, and she asks, ""are you hungry, dear?"" And the turkey answers, ""no, I'm stuffed."""
"Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!"
"A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs. Bartender: What's with the steering wheel? Pirate: Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
"Casual sex is like a math equation... You add the bed, subtract your cloths, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply"
"Sign at the hotel pool says ""No horse play."" Shit. What am I going to do with this production of Equus?"
"Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!"