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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus come back from the dead? Because Mary Magdalene was his Horcrux."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."
"My neighbor was going out of town and asked if I'd feed their cat. I said sure... ...to what?"
"Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave two blondes drowned."
"One of my students told me he was drinking formic acid to settle his indigestion. After all, I suppose it is an *ant* acid."
"My friend David had his ID stolen So now I just call him Dav."
"Why aren't there any asprins in the jungle? The parrots-eat-em-all."
"In honour of St Patrick's day, can you guess my Irish name? Pat MiGroin. Yeah, my grandpa just told me that one...some visual images cannot be unseen."
"What do you call the version of google maps without pac man? Pac Man-free Ver."
"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."