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Joke of the Day

"Jamie Oliver says there's ""nothin worse in the world than an undercooked green bean"" I'll go out on a limb & say he doesn't watch the news."

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"""Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a chicken!"" Doctor: ""How long have you felt this way?"" Man: ""Ever since I was an egg."""
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."
"Ever tried anal sex? Its fucking shit."
"""I donno. America's Got Ghosts?"" -- someone in charge of a channel I probably pay $10 a year for and never watch."
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"I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane..."