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Joke of the Day
"What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first."
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"My boss gave me a nice pat on the back the other day.. It made things a bit awkward on the shitter though."
"I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know."
"*stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*"
"Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them"
"What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)"
"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"
"What do you call a dumb musician? Curt Nobrain...."
"Where do cannibals get their vegetables from? the coma ward."
"Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud? NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point."