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Joke of the Day
"What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first."
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"Roughly 60% of my childhood was spent trying to do the crane kick after watching Karate Kid."
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"What did the bad rapper get for Christmas? J Coal"
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"so, apparently trump is living in trump tower and not the white house one more reason why i want to blow up the tower"
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