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Joke of the Day
"Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves."
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"Am I crazy... ... or does it smell like boogers in here?"
"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"
"""He be dead."" Who? Your English teacher?"
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can still fall asleep with the light on!"
"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."
"Why was the condom angry? It was pissed off."
"On behalf of black people, I'd like to apologize for Nicki Minaj"
"Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable."
"i've dated so many tools i could open a home depot"