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Joke of the Day
"Earth is huge. There must be like 9 or 10 different countries on this thing."
Next Joke
"I'm not superstitious, I'm just a bit stitious."
"*buys roofies, slips then into girlfriends drink, plays video games for 8 hours straight in peace and quiet*"
"Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !"
"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"
"What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !"
"Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren."
"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"
"I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse, and even more likely it would not be zombie apocalypse related."
"My wife said I suffer from premature ejaculation.. I told her that I don't suffer"