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Joke of the Day

"*buys roofies, slips then into girlfriends drink, plays video games for 8 hours straight in peace and quiet*"

"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."

"What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you."

"What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds? ""May I take your order?"""

"What do you call a pokemon with a venereal disease? A PENISSAUR!"

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."

"Be great if just once the winning actor was like ""I mean it wasn't a particularly strong group this year, but still."""

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale? Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt."

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you."

"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."