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Joke of the Day
"What did the priest get at Toys R Us? An erection."
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"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"
"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"
"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."
"Why Do Scottish people wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away."
"Larry the Cable Guy show debuts on History Channel. Hitler says he's thrilled to share his network with his favorite comic."
"It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says ""I'm in this now."""
"What do you call the family members of the Force? Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars."
"well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling ""fuck u"
"Netflix, stop making me wait 15 seconds between episodes. I can't click because I'm eating cereal and a sandwich."