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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about Sweden? Well, their flag is a big plus..."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine."

"How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years? Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!"

"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."

"What's the opposite of progress? The president."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."

"An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them."

"I was walking through Home Depot yesterday when I tripped and knocked an industrial vacuum cleaner onto a bunch of carpentry tools. It sucked on so many levels..."

"Crazy sister put: ""I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly"" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too."

"Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it."