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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about Sweden? Well, their flag is a big plus..."

"You can read his mind in his face. Yes it's usually a complete blank."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."

"So They Cancelled Halloween In India This Year. They ran out of Ghandi."

"I should've never taught my parrot to say the alphabet backwards now he drives drunk all the time the cops can't do shit it's a real problem"

"Sometimes i feel like the flat bread option at subway because I'm always available but no one ever wants me to hang out with"

"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."

"What do u call a bad jokester? Matteo"

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D."