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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you"
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"What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job."
"I hate it when people call me racist... When I'm not. I hate all races equally."
"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"
"*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*"
"Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds."
"Q: Was Jesus delicious?"
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"
"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."