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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you"
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"What do you call someone who takes everything literally? A kleptomaniac!"
"My room is getting so messy ...that F.C. Barcelona is trying to recruit it"
"[First day of prison] ""Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?"" Sure, I'll call you. Just give me your cell number *gets stabbed*"
"Q: Why was the belt thrown in jail? A: He held up a pair of pants."
"I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google."
"Two cows are standing peacefully on a hill. ""Moo"", pipes up the first cow. The second cow turns to her and says ""BITCH, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!"""
"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."
"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"
"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."