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Joke of the Day
"I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ""Ugh, tourists""."
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"Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!"
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"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."
"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."
"I tried pot brownies for the first time yesterday They tasted funny, since you usually cook brownies in a pan instead of a pot."
"Damn, girl... Are you a Pokemon? Cause I wanna make your vulva sore."
"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... It was exhausting."
"I made a gaffe about birth complications Well, that came out wrong."