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Joke of the Day

"I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ""Ugh, tourists""."

"the face you make when a stranger's dog starts sniffing your crotch"

"Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible!!!!"

"I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts."

"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."

"Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!"

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"

"Tug boats hate when their mom comes in their room without knocking."

"On the other hand, You have five fingers."

"DATING TIP: PULL THE CHAIR OUT FOR HER. PICK THE CHAIR UP & FOLD IT. HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR. GET THE 3 COUNT. NEW WWE CHAMPION"