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Joke of the Day

"Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo."

"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down someone's throat."

"Why is it easier to shit on fat people? More surface area"

"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."

"Why is owning a Prius difficult? It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time."

"Well... I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world"

"What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea? I'm melting!"

"There's a fine line between a mirror and the end of this rolled up dollar bill."

"She said yes.. Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'"

"I bet Bram Stoker is sitting on some cloud, flipping through the Twilight books with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the hell happened."