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Joke of the Day
"Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo."
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"Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now."
"My uncle's wife... My uncle's wife used to stay awake at night planning how to take the law into her own hands. She was my vigilauntie."
"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""
"My Swedish girlfriend broke up with me Now, I'm just somebody that she used to blow."
"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."
"If someone tells you they made something with ""love"" DO NOT EAT IT! Cause that is just way too nasty."
"Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same."
"What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? ""O.K. you asked for it"" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt."