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Joke of the Day

"I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit... They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times."

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"""You're an idiot."" -My wife, after frantically looking around after I scream the word ""HAY!"" while pointing at hay for the millionth time."
"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"
"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"
"How do you keep a homosexual in suspense... ...ill tell you later."
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny."
"Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket."
"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."
"i was doing yard work today when i stopped to tell a pile of leaves how cold fusion works. needless to say they were blown away."
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