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Joke of the Day

"More sad news in the music industry today... Kanye west was found alive in his house this morning..."

"How do you use an african man to get people to meet your demands? You black male."

"What did you learn in school today? Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!"

"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"

"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."

"Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?"

"Dear Redditors. Sad news today. The guy who invented beastiallity drowned yesterday. He sleeps with the fishes now."

"You know how the bud light campaign got through PR? Because the guys at bud light aren't used to getting consent and don't take no for an answer."

"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"