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Joke of the Day
"[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*"
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"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"
"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? After the delivery (Pls....just let me go and don't hurt my family)"
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."
"What vegetable is a bug most afraid of? Stephen Hawking"
"I'm not sure if this clerk is smiling at me bc he knows I'm high or bc we're both high, but it's been 6 minutes and we're still just smiling"
"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."
"i just realized there are more toes in the world than people"