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Joke of the Day

"Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now? Apparently, that's you."

"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."

"Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done."

"What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck? A Christmas-Quacker!"

"I found out today it's OK to date a nun.... You just can't get in the habit!"

"Ellen pao and reddit admins walk into a bar... Everyone was happy to see them and had a great time once they were there... Ill also accept ...and then the bar burned down..."

"Being an ice cream delivery guy must be a cool job."

"What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant"

"Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis? They keep getting caught in the net!"

"What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe? It's the final condom... Ta da da da..."