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Joke of the Day
"If my body ran half as much as my mind did, I would never have to skip dessert"
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"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"
"How many black men did it take to rape the white woman? 0 She is a lying bitch.^don'tberacist"
"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""
"What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad."
"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."
"How is the elevator business? Oh, it has its up and downs..."
"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."
"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"