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Joke of the Day

"Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide"

"When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says ""That's You!"" because I get confused easily."

"a priest, a jew, and an atheist walk into a bar... they get a few drinks, and walk out."

"What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left? Oh, gosh!"

"What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !"

"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."

"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"

"Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"

"If you love Christmas so much... *Why don't you merry it?*"

"I was reading a book on animal... Thats when i saw all the rampages!"