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Joke of the Day

"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"

"[God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food"

"Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it"

"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."

"Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men"

"My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap... But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence."

"I hate spelling errors You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"A friend of mine told me he hated Smash Mouth... I told him he might as well be walkin' on the sun"

"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot."" you are wasting everybody's time."