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Joke of the Day

"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."

"Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler."

"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."

"I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's ""late enough"" to go down my chimney"

"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"

"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."

"""The first million is the hardest"" - Adolf Hitler"

"A man walks into a bar But it's atmospheric pressure so he's fine."

"I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there."