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Joke of the Day
"T NOW!"" What do we want? ""MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!"" When do we want them? ""RIGH"
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"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]"
"Damn girl you like ice Tea Like Mr. T but cooler"
"martha stewart put a drop of citrus oil in the bong water and i cant even be mad at her. in fact it is the opposite emotion"
"Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms."
"I'm concerned about my local funeral parlour closing down It's right on the high street, but every time I walk past it's dead in there"
"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."
"Women are like swimming pools... ...both are too expensive for the time you spend inside..."
"*talking to mailman* So are you like, made of mail? *mailman laughs* ""sure, kid"" So that must mean.. *fireman & garbageman walk by* Holy shi"