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Joke of the Day

"How long do you think it will take for gays to find out? That a gay marriage is as much an oxymoron as a gay funeral?"

"What do u call a nun In a wheel chair Virgin mobile. XD"

"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."

"Why do they name all hurricanes after women? Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car"

"The spanish word of the day is ""Juicy"" ""TELL ME IF *JUICY* THE COPS!"""

"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"

"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go."

"What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now"

"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"

"Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed."