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Joke of the Day

"I went to the library today I said: do you have any books on suicide? She said: we did, but no one brings them back"

"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"

"Yo' daddies house is so old. . . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!"

"You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do... Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well."

"I saw a veteran begging in the street which made me very upset But then I remembered I wasn't required to give the military quarters."

"i throw my homework in the air sometimes, saying ayyyo, ill take a zerroo."

"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."

"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"

"Patrick and Bruce Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together. Suddenly, Bruce senses something is wrong, and looks at his watch. ""Sorry to be so rude, but I've got to Bale""."