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Joke of the Day

"I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor. That way none of the women would have to be eliminated."

"There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Those that like black licorice. 2. Normal people."

"TIL I am bad at reposting at the right subreddits"

"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"

"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."

"[12 doctors in a meeting] alright. which one of you idiots leaked the 1 weird tip to lose weight that doctors wont tell you. IDIOTS!"

"Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day? Because she doesn't get to marry the best man."

"Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them."

"Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a shit."

"In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs."