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Joke of the Day

"Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen? Emission Impossible"

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke! Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."

"The Rolling Stones should have a reunion tour and call it Rolling Stones Gather No Mas"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Three states walk into a bar The first goes straight to the back and starts washing tons of dishes. The second orders a small Coke. The third one has no idea what to get. What states are they?"

"I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable"

"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."

"Why did Michael Sam, the first openly gay NFL player, say he doesn't shop at Sports Authority? Because he prefers Dick's."