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Joke of the Day
"What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro."
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"Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10 Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE"
"While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, ""I wonder where they're going in the third one?"" ""Straight to DVD."""
"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."
"ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf"
"Whats the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You dont have to beg your wife to blow one of them."
"People can be so easy to read... ...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."
"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"
"Hayao Miyazaki retired That's it. The guy is quit the troll."
"I tried to catch fog the other day I mist"