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Joke of the Day

"What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune? Start out with a large fortune."

"Why'd Sally fall off the swings? Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."

"*First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet."

"One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention."

"Two tomatoes are sitting in a refrigerator One turns to the other and says: ""It's really cold in here"". and the other one says: [""JESUS CHRIST A TALKING TOMATO!!""](/spoiler)"

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism."

"The cool thing about being happy is you get to live in crippling fear that it will all go away soon"

"""People want to feel special.. they'll buy sugary piss in a bottle as long as it has their name on it."" - Executives at Coke"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"