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"What's a hipster's biggest problem? You probably haven't heard it."
"Why is your ass split vertically? Because if it was split horizontally it would clap when you're going down the stairs."
"My baby's sick. We used rectal thermometer on him & he didn't even mind. Looks like we might have a little choreographer on our hands."
"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."
"I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa."
"Opinions are like herpes outbreaks. Nobody wants them."
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"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."
"My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, ""welcome to idiom club"". Now, let's cut to the chase."