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"What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common? Both have a little Downy Jr in them."
"I have a new job. I'm a dressing room attendant for dancers at a strip club. $300/week. That's not much, but it's all I can afford."
"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"
"Him: Can you forgive me? *mental montage of me trying to figure out who this guy is* Me: Yes, but I'm really hurt so please give me time."
"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"
"I like that my phone tries to capitalize the word internet. Like the mindless dicking around we do on here is important."
"Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights."
"They said ""orange is the new black""... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama."
"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"