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Joke of the Day
"I had a wet dream last night about dogs... Talk about coming in my boxers."
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"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."
"If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration"
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'd love to be the bear of bad news. ""The bad news is, you're gonna need stitches. RAWR!"""
"Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP!"
"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."
"5 birds are on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left. None they all flew away."
"A blind girl was giving me a handjob last night..... and said ""this is the biggest cock I've ever felt in my hand."" I said ""Nah you're just pulling my leg."""
"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""