201916
Joke of the Day
"What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco? Another, Juan"
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"Good Grammar is the Difference... ...between * Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and * Helping your Uncle jack off a horse"
"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."
"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it."
"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"
"I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: ""Uh-oh. Someone leaked my nudes."""
"How do you address a monster? Very politely."
"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard."
"Why was the horse always mad at the mule? It kept half-assing everything."