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Joke of the Day

"Dining Hall utensils Today there were no utensils in the dining hall. The staff gave no forks."

"I was asked earlier today on my view on lesbian relationships. Apparently in ""HD"" was the wrong answer."

"When waitresses ask me what I want to drink I always say ""just water for now."" But I'm lying. Water is all I'm getting. I love water."

"Ask your doctor if practicing medicine is right for him"

"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are in sects!"

"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile I told her, ""that's an awfully big word for a six year old""."

"Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city. So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies."

"You don't understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It's hard."

"My legal team is advising me to get jiggy with it."

"The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway."