201864
Joke of the Day
"There are four things in the world I hate: 1. Racists 2. Mexicans 3. Irony 4. and lists"
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"NSFW Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit... One fly farts. The other fly says, ""Do you mind? I'm eating."""
"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"
".@cocacola i tried to give a coke bottle to a polar bear. he did not accept. also he took my son. i need my son back"
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""
"[First date] Him: Can you pass the- SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH MY CAT LIES ON MY BACK LIKE A TINY SURFER"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"
"The bar (Dad joke) First guy walks into a bar. Second guy walks into the same bar. Third guy ducks."
"how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes."
"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."