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Joke of the Day
"How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?"
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"There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage... ... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding."
"A logician's wife is having a baby The doctor hands the newborn immediately to the Father. His wife asks impatiently: ""well, is it a boy or a girl?"" The logician replies: ""yes"""
"If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?"
"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."
"Jacob Sartorious must have been born on a highway Because that's where most accidents happen."
"Why don't tents have locks. Because black people don't go camping."
"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"
"It's hard work being a commuter. You have to train a lot."
"Why are men afraid of the world? They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in."