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Joke of the Day

"I am proud to announce that my girlfriend and I are pregnant! Now, I just need to find a way to tell my wife.."

"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie ""Man on the Moon""."

"What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom? Bedlam"

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."

"What instrument do skeletons play? A trombone!"

"Report card day: The only day where double D's are a bad thing."

"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."

"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."

"How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !"

"Dyslexic zombies crave Brians."