201417

Joke of the Day

"A woman's cleavage tells you the amount and type of attention she needs."

"What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!"

"I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality."

"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."

"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."

"Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive."

"5yo's pretending she's a tourist at a hotel. All good, but I draw the line when my services are criticized because the ""toilet's too cold."""

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"She had a LITTLE lamb? No way! I watched Mary make six trips to the buffet."

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks"