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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar? They get BUCKED up!"

"""class... raise your hand if you know what ""getting laid"" means"" *room of 4th graders is silent* *kid with heelys raises hand*"

"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly"

"What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback"

"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous... The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

"My Dad's cat had a hernia operation The cat was laying there next to next to me and I asked "" What did they sew you up with?"" My Dad laughing so hard - as he said ""That's not funny!"" [Cat Gut]"

"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"

"Cinco de Mayo is when all the single white women in your office go out for margaritas after work and loudly call each other ""hooker."""

"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"