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Joke of the Day
"I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother."
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"Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... And now we wait."
"""Here, let me fuck it up for you."" - Every kid ever"
"Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head."
"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with three legs? *Tri-tip.* What do you call a cow with two legs? *Lean beef.* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef.*"
"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.we haven't met yet."
"What do lesbian vegetarians eat? Vaggie burgers"
"What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal."
"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"
"Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !"