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Joke of the Day

"I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother."

"Dude that's not a tire swing its a warning to other tires that trespass in my yard"

"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"

"Wanna hear a joke? Rays legs."

"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."

"And the Oscar goes to.................................... Court for killing his girlfriend."

"If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything."

"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."